Tit-tit

Anyone of you suffer from the following penyakit?

You go out of the house, close the door, lock it then you walk down the stairs to get your car and then you ask yourself if you have already locked the door. To be on the safe side, you walk back up, turn the door knob, to realise that it’s already locked!

You get out of the car, locked the doors, walk to your destination and then you ask yourself if you have already locked the doors. So, you “tit-tit” your remote control and the locked doors are unlocked, you know you did lock the doors! Then, you “tit-tit” your remote control again to lock it once more.

Got or not? Got or not?

I’ve got a dinner tomorrow. Decided what to wear. The dress that I saw and liked and bought it even though I didn’t know when I would wear it. Now, comes in handy. Next time, when you see something like that, must buy! Cos when you want to find something like that when you need it, sure cannot find one! Unexplainable but so very true! Something like falling in love.

Now, should the V-neck dress go with a tube?

No tube. Very nice. But I’m afraid I cannot walk properly.

Tube. Still nice. But not as nice as very nice. But I’m comfortable.

Tube?

No tube?

Tube?

No tube?

tiup…

Dog

One thing’s for sure, I’ll never get bored reading about zodiac, horoscopes and the like. I’m presenting you something a friend forwarded to me about a week ago.

Personality

Honest, faithful and possessing deep loyalty and responsibility. Can be magnanimous and prosperous, yet also guarded and defensive, never really relaxed despite outer calm. She has a glib tongue, practical and realistic. The Dog is also trustworthy and generous to people and has a deep sense of justice.

This maybe the most likable sign of all in the Chinese cycle. A person born in the year of the Dog is honest, intelligent and straightforward. He has a deep sense of loyalty and a passion for justice and fair play. A dog native is usually animated and attractive and will exude sex appeal. Generally amiable and unpretentious, he will know how to get along with others as he is not too demanding. The egalitarian dog likes to meet others halfway, is always willing to listen to reason and can be counted on to do his share.

For a friend, you must know that whenever you are in trouble, all you have to do is dial D-O-G. For no matter how much he or she complains, scold, feign indifference, the Dog person cannot ignore a real call for help. At times, the dog protects the interests of others more avidly than his own. The Dog often sticks to his object of affection no matter how unworthy the person is. You don’t find a dog leaving home just because he discovers that his master has the proverbial feet of clay. He makes allowances for such frailties and will probably stick it out think or thin.

The Dog likes: Routine, Challenges, Friends, Presents, Travel, Food, Play and Nature

The Dog dislikes: Mistreatment, Fakes, Discomfort, Rudeness, Dishonesty, Hunger and Anger.

My comments:

Can you see how many times the word, honest and loyal, appeared?

Magnanimous. It means a heart big enough to hold no grudges.

never really relaxed despite outer calm: I’m always very gan jiong.

glib: artfully persuasive in speech

the most likable sign of all: I’m so proud to be born a Dog.

animated: meaning like cartoon. :P

exude sex appeal: I’m sexy wor..!

egalitarian: a person who believes in the equality of all people

D-O-G: is my mobile number.

sticks to his object of affection no matter how unworthy the person is : Ducky!

The Dog likes: Routine, (Waking up, driving to work, smile stupidly at the computer screen, have lunch, work some more, let out a pee or two, sometimes shit, drive home, cook dinner, television talks to me, look at wall, talk to others through the computer, read blog, sleep)

Friends, (Who doesn’t like them?)

Presents, (Who doesn’t like them?)

Travel, (seriously, who doesn’t like it?)

Food, (even those who hate it must eat!)

Play (…who doesn’t?)

and Nature (especially the beach)

The Dog dislikes: Mistreatment, (Who likes to be mistreated?)

Fakes, (This is so true!)

Discomfort (Uh huh)

Rudeness (Yes)

Dishonesty (Yes)

Hunger, ( I laughed when I read this because it’s so true. I get cranky and crabby when I’m hungry.)

and Anger (makes me tremble).

Short, Sweet and Simple

Mr.Stalker called again today. Once. Me no pick up. Tak jemu ke?

Made someone laughed wholeheartedly in the pantry today. I only said two words.

When I was parking my car, my neighbour who was standing next to his car, gave me a tabik hormat. Funny!

Bak Kata Pepatah

“Drive me to Esso, I want to check tyre pressure for you.”

That was Pappy talking to me in the morning before I went to work because he’s flying home this afternoon.

So, I went to pump petrol and checked the type pressure with him and then I drove off and he walked back to the house.

It was such a loving gesture and I almost choked with tears when I drove to work. I’m a bit emotional lately, maybe the fact that the house is very quiet now and Mr.Wall is not helping me. Last night I cried because I think it’s getting to me already, the effect of not having my sister around, now that my mum is away after being with me for close to 2 months and Pappy doing things, trying to make sure I’ll be fine. He even planted two indoor flowers today. One pink. The other purple.

Mr.Stalker called again today. Twice. Me no pick up.

I have a habit of leaving the office later now. Maybe because no one is at home.

And because traffic is lighter.

My wisdom tooth is suddenly growing so rapidly, I couldn’t chew well during dinner. Suddenly felt the sharp end of the tooth in the afternoon at work today. If it worsens, might need to get it extracted. If I do so, I will extract all of my wisdom teeth.

I like Karam Singh Walia, the environmental journalist who reports for TV3. His peribahasa is classic.