Sometimes My Pappy Can Be Very Funny!

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Pappy sent me an SMS this morning to wake me up. I don’t know why he did that instead of knocking on my door.

His SMS read, “Ho Ho. Breakfast.”

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The day before, he was wearing Iris’s Minnie Mouse’s t-shirt while watching television. I pointed to the Minnie Mouse and laughed cheekily. In fact, he even wore it to have a game of tennis.

“Pa, don’t your friends ask you why you’re wearing a Minnie Mouse t-shirt?”

“Oh, a friend just said, “It must be your daughter’s shirt”"

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He also bought a tweety bird and bugs bunny thumbdrive. I don’t know who he wants to give it too. But I know it’s not me.
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And, he bought 3 whistles..in the shape of a football. White, pink and green. He put the white football whistle in my car.

“Pa, why are putting a whistle in my car?”

“So that when you need to blow a whistle, you can blow.”

He then started to try blowing the whistle but the whistle wasn’t working fine. It gave out “air” if you know what I mean. So he tried the pink whistle at home and asked me to take that instead.