This is disgusting but I want to write about it.
I was driving half way when suddenly, the stomach was playing an orchestra and there was a tornado. I needed to go to the toilet….very badly.
I started to pray for the traffic light to turn green, for the traffic light to stay green, for the car in front of me to go faster because I need to get to the toilet immediately!!!
I came home, parked the car. RAN up to the house. DASHED into the toilet. And KAH BOOM! No time to even close the toilet door but it’s okay because no one’s home except for me.
After the tornado has subsided and the orchestra has got no more song to play, I walked out to meet the man.
Today he wore a light pink long sleeve striped shirt. ;))