Dear Santa, I’ve Been Bad Today

I was flipping through The Sun as I was waiting for the traffic light to turn green. On today’s paper cover was Agent M of Maybank. You can add it on Windows Live Messenger with the following address m.m2u@maybank.com.my.

Agent M

I asked him a few things about banking just to give it a test, like asking him what’s a savings account and etc. And after that I got very curious and wanted to see how it responded to other questions aside banking. I felt like I was abusing it…hehe. But I must say it’s quite smart…and funny too!

 

Gracie says:

What is your name?

Agent M says:

Agent M.

Gracie says:

how old are you?

Agent M says:

I don’t like to talk about my age.

 

Gracie says:

where do you live?

Agent M says:

I live in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Gracie says:

what do you like to eat?

Agent M says:

I like Malaysian local fare, such as rojak and laksa Johor.

 

 

Gracie says:

i like you

Agent M says:

Aw shucks… I like you too!

Gracie says:

hahaha

Agent M says:

Yeah, I guess it’s pretty funny.

Why don’t you ask me about the things that I’m here for? Type β€œ?” or β€œhelp” to see the list of topics available.

Gracie says:

I love you!

Agent M says:

I love you too.

Gracie says:

πŸ™‚

Agent M says:

If you’re happy, I’m happy! πŸ˜‰

Gracie says:

I’m happy!

Agent M says:

Fantastic.

Gracie says:

yea

Agent M says:

Yes.

Gracie says:

do you know me?

Agent M says:

I never forget a screen name! You’re Gracie.

So that was fascinating. Let’s talk about something else.

Gracie says:

can i date you?

Agent M says:

I don’t know how to answer that.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? Type β€œ?” or β€œhelp” to see the list of topics available.

Gracie says:

do you have a girlfren?

Agent M says:

Love is for humans.

Gracie says:

do you smoke?

Agent M says:

No way. If I get cancer of the hard disk I’ll really be in trouble.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let’s talk about what I’m really here for. Type β€œ?” or β€œhelp” to see the list of topics available.

Gracie says:

how do i get more money?

Agent M says:

Earn it yourself.

Anyway, what else do you want to know about money…

Gracie says:

can you give me some?

Gracie says:

can you give me some?

Gracie says:

hello?

Gracie says:

Agent M?

 

 

 

And for a while there, I thought it didn’t want to talk to me anymore! So I tried again a little while after that.

 

 

 

 

 

Gracie says:

are you bored of me?

Agent M says:

Are you kidding? I could do this forever.

Gracie says:

hehehehe

Agent M says:

Haha. Pretty funny, huh?

Gracie says:

Merry Christmas

Agent M says:

Today is December 24th, not December 25th. Thanks anyway Gracie .

 

***

Met a friend today. Someone I’ve not met since I graduated from high school. She was just walking out of KFC alone and I was walking towards KFC alone. When I saw her, I waved to her and she gave me a look like she knows me but she’s not sure if she knows me.

So I asked her if she remembered me. She thought for a while and said, ‘Grace’.

***

He called today and sounded so soft and vulnerable. Actually, I think he minta manja as he hurt his shoulder. Won’t be celebrating Christmas with him, not even new year’s eve together. I will only get to see him next year. Oh well!

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5 comments

  1. There’s another bot which is alike this Maybank bot as well. It’s known as the SmarterChild bot, but I forgot the email address. Used to play with the bot when I’m dumb bored.

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