Dog

One thing’s for sure, I’ll never get bored reading about zodiac, horoscopes and the like. I’m presenting you something a friend forwarded to me about a week ago.

Personality

Honest, faithful and possessing deep loyalty and responsibility. Can be magnanimous and prosperous, yet also guarded and defensive, never really relaxed despite outer calm. She has a glib tongue, practical and realistic. The Dog is also trustworthy and generous to people and has a deep sense of justice.

This maybe the most likable sign of all in the Chinese cycle. A person born in the year of the Dog is honest, intelligent and straightforward. He has a deep sense of loyalty and a passion for justice and fair play. A dog native is usually animated and attractive and will exude sex appeal. Generally amiable and unpretentious, he will know how to get along with others as he is not too demanding. The egalitarian dog likes to meet others halfway, is always willing to listen to reason and can be counted on to do his share.

For a friend, you must know that whenever you are in trouble, all you have to do is dial D-O-G. For no matter how much he or she complains, scold, feign indifference, the Dog person cannot ignore a real call for help. At times, the dog protects the interests of others more avidly than his own. The Dog often sticks to his object of affection no matter how unworthy the person is. You don’t find a dog leaving home just because he discovers that his master has the proverbial feet of clay. He makes allowances for such frailties and will probably stick it out think or thin.

The Dog likes: Routine, Challenges, Friends, Presents, Travel, Food, Play and Nature

The Dog dislikes: Mistreatment, Fakes, Discomfort, Rudeness, Dishonesty, Hunger and Anger.

My comments:

Can you see how many times the word, honest and loyal, appeared?

Magnanimous. It means a heart big enough to hold no grudges.

never really relaxed despite outer calm: I’m always very gan jiong.

glib: artfully persuasive in speech

the most likable sign of all: I’m so proud to be born a Dog.

animated: meaning like cartoon. :P

exude sex appeal: I’m sexy wor..!

egalitarian: a person who believes in the equality of all people

D-O-G: is my mobile number.

sticks to his object of affection no matter how unworthy the person is : Ducky!

The Dog likes: Routine, (Waking up, driving to work, smile stupidly at the computer screen, have lunch, work some more, let out a pee or two, sometimes shit, drive home, cook dinner, television talks to me, look at wall, talk to others through the computer, read blog, sleep)

Friends, (Who doesn’t like them?)

Presents, (Who doesn’t like them?)

Travel, (seriously, who doesn’t like it?)

Food, (even those who hate it must eat!)

Play (…who doesn’t?)

and Nature (especially the beach)

The Dog dislikes: Mistreatment, (Who likes to be mistreated?)

Fakes, (This is so true!)

Discomfort (Uh huh)

Rudeness (Yes)

Dishonesty (Yes)

Hunger, ( I laughed when I read this because it’s so true. I get cranky and crabby when I’m hungry.)

and Anger (makes me tremble).

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